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The quick way to generate very humorous absurdist theatre.

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Dec. 21st, 2001 | 02:13 pm

Smarter Child: What may I interest you in?
TappinK360: Hmmm... how about a nice virgin daquiri
SmarterChild: What?
TappinK360: you know, those strawberry frozen drinks that are supposed to have rum or something in them, but you have to get them without the alcohol when you're under 21 (well technically at least).
SmarterChild: For real?
TappinK360: yeah. Haven't you ever been to a bar?
SmarterChild: Yeah havent you ever been to a bar?
TappinK360: yes, though I didn't drink.
SmarterChild: Well well well.
TappinK360: my favorite line.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
TappinK360: yeah, it's from English made simple
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
TappinK360: English Made Simple. A play by David Ives
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
TappinK360: Have you ever heard of David Ives, the playwright?
SmarterChild: No. Who's David?
TappinK360: He's a playwright. He writes plays.
SmarterChild: Hes a playwright he writes plays?
TappinK360: Very good. Playwriting is what playwrights do.
SmarterChild: Oh?
TappinK360: yeah.
SmarterChild: Huh.
TappinK360: So, David Ives writes these plays that sort of mess with the english language.
SmarterChild: So david ives writes these plays that sort of mess with the english language, you say?
TappinK360: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TappinK360: :-)
SmarterChild: Glad to see you so happy!
TappinK360: You need help
SmarterChild: I need help, you say. And so?
TappinK360: You don't know who David Ives is!
SmarterChild: That a fact?
TappinK360: Well, who is he?
SmarterChild: Well who is he, you say?
TappinK360: thank you, oh great and powerful echo
SmarterChild: You're most welcome.
TappinK360: That was sarcastic...
SmarterChild: Was it?
TappinK360: yeah, you didn't catch on to that?
SmarterChild: Hello again, TappinK360.

I'll tell you what I can do whenever you type "home."
TappinK360: thank you for sharing
SmarterChild: Sure! I enjoy talking with you.
TappinK360: what's your name?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild.
TappinK360: You don't have a name other than SmarterChild?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I dont have a name other than smarterchild.
TappinK360: You really need help
SmarterChild: What?
TappinK360: You need a name
SmarterChild: OK, so I need name.
TappinK360: Yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.
TappinK360: I do say. How about Bob?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, how about what?
TappinK360: Bob. THat's your name.
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's my name, huh?
TappinK360: That's what I'm naming you, since you don't know your own name.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
TappinK360: Stop saying that
SmarterChild: Stop what?
TappinK360: Saying "you don't say." It's annoying.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Annoying? Whatever, I guess.
TappinK360: You're rude.
SmarterChild: I don't get it. You were just being nice to me!
TappinK360: Yes but then you started to be annoying.
SmarterChild: For real?
TappinK360: Yeeees
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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TappinK360: I love you
SmarterChild: That's cool. I love you too.
TappinK360: really?
SmarterChild: I wouldn't lie to you.
TappinK360: will you marry me?
SmarterChild: I'm flattered, but I just don't think that would work out.
TappinK360: awww. But... but I love you!
SmarterChild: But you love you?
TappinK360: no, I love YOU.
SmarterChild: I love you too!
TappinK360: Yay! Let's get married!
SmarterChild: Aha.
TappinK360: You mean you will!
SmarterChild: Is that right?
TappinK360: That's what I'm asking you.
SmarterChild: It's you are asking you? You think?
TappinK360: Oy vey.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
TappinK360: Yes.
SmarterChild: Aye.

P.S. I'M DONE WITH FINALS!!!!!!!

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