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Jul. 27th, 2001 | 02:21 pm
mood: boredbored
music: Loft - Don't Stop Me Now (Edited Remix)

Apparently, I am worth $2,652,614.00. This is according to humanforsale.com

I am special, yes I am.

I had the day off today, so it is after two o'clock in the afternoon and I am still in my pajamas. Of course, I also slept very late since I stayed up till 3:45 talking to my mother and my brother and making silly silly jokes and comments about pointless things. Like that group of people in Australia who were standing on a dead whale carcass feeding sharks and then were bodily damaged.

We thought the laws against it would show up in thos crazy law books which say really silly things like "It is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant in Michigan." Who, may I ask, has an alligator in Michigan in the first place, and why on Earth would he want to chain said alligator to a fire hydrant? If they made a law in Australia that said "It is illegal to feed sharks while standing on a dead whale carcass," I can just imagine people who have not heard about this news event reading that particular law 20 years from now and saying "Where would people ever come up with a law like that? Who in their right mind would stand on a dead whale carcass in the first place, let alone feed sharks from it?"

Sort of like chaining alligators to fire hydrants. In Michigan.

Reminds me of that old saying "Idiot-proof something and someone will make a better idiot." How much can we really protect people from their own stupidity?

There is a possibility of a Broadway Revival of Noises Off. You have no idea how excited this makes me.

Oh, and I want to go to London because there are many many many shows running there that I want to see. I love theatre towns. LOVE. THEM.

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